Monday, 07 May 2012

• Subway, Eat fresh...

  I work at Subway and ask the same question all day long, "what kind of vegetables would you like on your sandwich?" To which the customer generally starts with "Lettuce..." with a pause.
  
  Now obviously since this person has been in line for several minutes, they have a perfect view and have watched me work the entire time. Now mind you, I'm VERY good at what i do, make a show of it, and impress almost everyone that walks through the door.

  But there's this pause. This annoying pause that lasts several seconds as if they are trying to remember the names of veggies like tomatoes, cucumbers, or pickles. Which would be fine if you don't typically eat them often, or are not sure exactly what's in our bar, but this guy is a regular and eats here several times a week.  So i drop the line "Anything else?" as if to say, i've heard you, and am listening, i need more instructions. To which they reply "tomatoes..." Another pause and they wait for me to place the product completely before continuing.

  At this point my hands have moved so quick that I've already put more half the tomatoes on your sandwich and have looked up saying "ok..." and have pause what i'm doing, cause he doesn't understand i'd like his whole order, to which my glance is met and the man asks "are you going to remember all of this?"...
  
  Am i going to remember all of this? Did you just see me piss off the last 7 customers you stood behind or something?? Haven't you only been in line for 3 and a half minutes? Do you see how good i am at what i do?? Bitch i've been making sandwiches like this damn near half my life, doesn't the quality of my work and the speed of my service count for anything?
  
  Or is it because i look like some kid straight out of highschool, and that i'm probably uneducated wasting my life working at a subway?? Obviously i have no ability to remember anything at all...

  Bitch, you eat the best sandwiches in town several times a month, made fast as fuck, and with machine precision, and all that with a smile.. BY. ME. The only thing holding me back from doing a better job is your lack of faith in my ability to remember the 5 fucking vegetables you want on your sandwich...

  So here's my instruction. Gimme ur damn order so i can do my fucking job. Then take your damn tuna sandwich and get the fuck out of here, cause i got a line full of cunts that are about to do the same thing you just did, with that same bullshit line, and the same doubtful look in your eye... and that stack of dishes in back is not gonna do itself...

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